I’M PLANNING FOR OUR FUTURE HONEY
I like slut heels.
All she wanted to do was give Spencer blowjobs and have his baby.
me: Daddy is Eva or Ells
Mommy is Amy or Sands
…I see how this can be confusing.
…marry me now and have that lovechild we already had.
I love our kids.
But I think we were both drinking when you were carrying them.